Thoree: I want my picture taken again. Bruno is showing his butt to the camera! Bruno come back!!Thoree: Yes this is the best picture – the one with only me in it. Thoree: Finally! Let’s have a group photo. Bruno: Thoree left a few minutes ago. Now I get the camera!A few minutes earlier … Thoree: I’m going to sleep under the bed a little bit. Thoree: I see you Bruno! This camera is MINE!Otto: Pbbt! Stop focusing on Bruno. This is my photo… One that No one else will be in. Otto: Pbbt! Bruno! I told you to get out! Bruno: But I thought you already got your photo. Just scroll up. Thoree: It doesn’t matter. Bruno never looks at the camera anyway. Thoree: Food?Thoree: This is my table and I get to sit under it. Otto: Pbbt! This is my carpet and I get to sit on it and tell other dog to get out. Get Out Bruno! Bruno: Hey! I’m finally looking at the cameraBruno: hey! Otto left!Thoree: More like Otto slept. I’m tired too. Thoree: Also stop pointing your flashy camera at me. I can’t sleep!Bruno: Well if that’s the case, I’m going to have the camera all to myself. Hahahaha.
Story 2: From Treat to Bath!
Bruno: mmmm. I smell a treat!Bruno: Gimme a sec I need to eat dinner first. Bruno: Oh… I can smell it!Caramel! Yummy. Bruno: Wait can I have some? What are you doing?Bruno: Noooooo! Not a bathBruno: It’s all up my nose! Ahhhhh!Meanwhile… A few inches away… *Front View* Otto: Is anything happening?Otto: No. I guess not. *Snore* I’m tired. *Overhead View*Thoree: *Snore* *Snore* *Snore* Bruno: YIP! YIP YIP! Thoree: Is anything happening? No, I guess it was just my imagination. *Face View* Bruno: 10 Mintues Later… See puppies? This is what happens when you let your owners bathe you for 10 hours. *Side View* Bruno: Cann II havve myy treatt noww?? Putt mee downn pleasse. Otto: I’m cold.Otto: I’m cold. Bruno: I’m going to freeze!A few minutes later… *Snore*Otto: I’m cc… Hey! Why does Bruno get to sleep!
Story 3: *Snore*
*Thorree and Bruno Dreaming* I just woke up to see dog treats falling from the sky…We pawed at the door. We wanted to eat these treats!…We were only left out on the porch. When we tried to each the treats, we realized that we’re color blind and this is really hail… And apparently we were freezing just like last night at the bath. But I don’t know what Bruno means by that…We had a nice little blanket… And then we were shoved into time-out! Oh so Dreadful! I was there for the entire day and missed all of our meals!…When we were fianlly let out, we had marked up the small closet, and spent the night smelling our disgusting dribble over and over again. I dreamed that night that my photo was in a dog blog article. It is my worst fear. Bruno: Oh! I just had a horrible daymare!*Still Dreaming* Thoree: The next morning, all of my treats, beds, toys, blankets, food, bowls, and everything we owned was being thrown out and instantly destroyed and I was sent to the middle of the mangrove swamp where I would be stranded forever!!Bruno: I… Just… Need… 10… minutes… *Kerflop*A few months later… Thoree: Hey guys! I didn’t think you would expect me here! Just back from the swamp! It’s really HOT there!Thoree: Um… hello? I see someone’s feet. That me someone should be here. And hey! Why is camera pointed at me? Are you putting me in a dog blog article? Noooo! That is my worst fear. Please don’t say I’m going to be a viral photo all over the internet… Thoree: uhhh… I’m going to go back to the swamp now. I hope you didn’t take any photos of me with his hat (did you)? Thoree: Can someone open the door? That would be great.
Thoree and Bruno: Merry Christmas everybody!
We wish you a great day and a Happy new Year coming up. The Decision is coming soon!
